I'm afraid this is going to be a short Random Tuesday Thoughts this week. I'm in the middle of a project, which has taken over our home and my life. I'll give you a hint...
Six yards of fabric, a yard and a half of 1/2 inch foam, a yard of 1-inch elastic, 10 rubber bathtub mats and two cans of black Silly String. Is it the Unconventional Materials Challenge on Project Runway? Nah...it's just Halloween costume construction week here at Second Blooming. I promise to share next week. Wish me luck. In the meantime...
This is hysterical - 22 Outstanding Neighbour Complaint Notes. I desperately wish I had been this witty and bold back when I used to live in an apartment complex. These should definitely be filed away for future use. Some faves...
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The other day, I was flipping channels and happened upon an ad for the Baby Alive Real Surprises Doll. The ad promised that Baby Alive was just like a real baby - you can feed her and diaper her and that she leaves you "surprises" and that Baby Alive food packet and diaper refills were sold separately. Of course. But I thought "No, no, that baby doll does not really poo herself, does she?" Well...I did my research and found this on YouTube. Eeewww.
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That's all I've got for today. I will leave you with a little something from the late, great Lou Reed. RIP Lou.
Don't leave without visiting Stacy and the other randomers.
Ha, I love the Home Depot thing. Too funny!
Posted by: Alaina | 10/29/2013 at 06:11 AM
Okay, the Baby Alive thing was just gross. I SO do not need/want a baby doll that takes a dump.
Posted by: Jan's Sushi Bar | 10/29/2013 at 06:51 AM
I had two babies that took dumps for real. Still fighting one on teh pooping front. A doll that does that? Oh, no, not ever! It's things like this that make me so happy I have a boy. Legos, race cars, dirt and all.
Posted by: VandyJ | 10/29/2013 at 07:31 AM
You've seen this, right?
http://www.doggiedoogame.com/
:(
Posted by: Sara | 10/29/2013 at 12:57 PM
Funny stuff!
Posted by: Janice Adcock | 10/29/2013 at 03:39 PM
OMGosh, love the Viagra lab and the Miley Cyrus e-card! Too funny. Happy Halloween!
Posted by: CyndyBush | 10/29/2013 at 11:36 PM
Very funny!!! I actually laughed! We used to live in a condo complex in Queens and yes quite a few times the courtyard echoed with moans...it was hysterical!
:)
Marisa
Posted by: Marisa | 10/30/2013 at 03:59 AM
The time line of the people who kept them up all night is hilarious! Now the pooping baby alive doll...that's just gross! Glad I don't have any little girls screaming for one of those things, lol!
Posted by: suzicate | 10/30/2013 at 08:22 AM