A Few Things About Me…

1. I gave birth for the first and only time at age 42. My precious son, Jude, is now 8. The good news and the bad news? I have infinitely more patience, wisdom, humor, confidence, and tolerance than I would have if I’d birthed at 22. Unfortunately, I am also always tired. I’m sorry, did I say always tired? I meant ALWAYS TIRED!
2. I’m an only child, born to middle-aged parents.  I think that this has prepared me for raising my own only child while in my own middle-age. Both of my parents have passed away, and I plan to do everything I can to stick around for Jude longer than my parents did. I realize this means I should stop drinking margaritas and eating bacon and ice cream…and do more pilates.
3. I’ve been married to my New York/Italian-American/Actor husband, Jimmy, for 15 years. No wait…is that right? Is it 15 or 16? 1995…2012…math (uhhh…). Damn. Almost 17! How’d that happen? Anyway, I’m blessed to have him and my crazy Italian-American in-laws, Mommy and Pop, who have taken me in, and provided a loving (albeit crazy) family for me.
4. I am a Texan. And although I’ve lived in Los Angeles for (gasp!) 20 years now, I will always define myself as such. I’ve mostly lost my accent, though it sneaks in occasionally, usually when I’m tired and/or liquored up. That's right, y'all.
5. I’m an actress. I used to have an actual “career”. Now I’m mostly that woman in  the paper towel commercial giving her clueless husband that wry, wise, wacky look.
6. I sing in my (Catholic) church choir, and it brings me great joy. Singing some rocking Handel or sublime Faure literally strikes a chord deep in your soul.
7. Target makes a really pretty decent pinot grigio in a box.
8. I’ve been told I have an obsessive/big dork personality. A sampling of my obsessions/addictions (in no particular order):  Kisses from Jude, bacon, Pogo Games, NPR, Battlestar Galactica, lists, Facebook, punctuation (my favorites are !, …, – and /), Venti Nonfat Caramel Macchiatos, face/body creams, bleach, e-mail, liberal causes, spelling, do-gooding, elaborate cocktails, NyQuil, using legalese words like whereby, aforementioned and heretofore (certainly influenced by my attorney father) and my little glass of wine after Jude goes to bed. Did I say kisses from Jude?

Comments

[Pat Mills]

Gretchen, your blog is great and I am enjoying it. Almost like having you right here telling me about Jude. What a great little guy.
You have read more children's books than almost anyone that I know...maybe you should write an "Adventures with Jude"... sound good to you? You already have great pictures...don't need an illustrator!
Love,
Pat

[Brian]

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Thank you,

Brian J.
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[paige viharo]

so tickled to find this..thanks for the beautiful xmas card with jude....we miss you. we love you....paige

[middle-aged-woman]

I was trying to tell my daughter the other day, about singing Panis Angelicus in choir as a kid. It still makes shivers go up and down my spine, just thinking of it.

[gwendolyn]

Can't find the one that mentions giving up things for Lent. Where is it?
Your blog is really quite well done.

[Mike]

Hi Gretchen,

I just discovered you from (I hate to say it) the long ago Seinfeld episode you did. Lol. You're very intriguing and I look forward to reading your blog.

Mike from Tennessee.

[Sigrid Rogowski]

I enjoyed reading a few things about me.You have such a great attitute.I will be back to read more about your blog and life.

[Michael]

Hi Gretchen,

We represent a national daily deal site who is just starting in LA who is offering some great deals for your readers. Can you please contact me to discuss?

[Alex Barrett]

Hello Gretchen,
My name is Alex, and I work for a company that has two theaters and 12 shows on the strip, in the V Theater and the Saxe Theater. We're looking to partner with blogs and websites in our new Affiliate Program. I am interested in advertising on your site. I can offer you free show tickets to see our shows and I ask that you write your reviews about them on your blog. I also have a kick back program that will pay you, should you want to create a page on your site with our show information on it, and any sales generated from your site will pay you using a specific coupon code. If this is something that interests you, please contact me and we can go over the details. I look forward to hearing back soon. Thanks for your time and have a great day!

Regards,

Alex Barrett
Social Engineer
David Saxe Productions
702.243.9820 ext.234
abarrett@davidsaxe.com

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[Janice Adcock]

Stumbled onto your blog a few weeks ago and am enjoying it as well as the Spin Cyclers. Here is my fall blog. Hope you enjoy.

http://jadcock.blogspot.com/2012/10/aux-arcs.html

[The Meaning of Me]

Found your blog over at Mama Kat's - you posted right ahead of me. Love your blog! It has kept me up way too late tonight...

[Katrina]

Just found your blog over at Mama's Losin' It!! and just wanted to say hello. I'm 43 and pregnant. I mention that because I liked reading that you had yours at 42. Now I'm not feeling so bad that I, too, am always tired. Oh wait, I meant to say that I, too, am ALWAYS TIRED! There. That's better.
Katrina :)
They All Call Me Mom

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[Naela D. Lindsay]

My name is Naela and I am a casting coordinator on a new piloted season of a show called, "Trust Me Im a Game Show Host" for TBS.

I was just up late doing a little research and getting caught up on work for tomorrow and I came across your Blog!

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We are located in Los Angeles/Culver City near Culver City Studios.

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If not, we would love it if you could pass it along to others you know in the Los Angeles area who would be great on a Family Friendly Game Show!!!

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Casting Coordinator @ Zoo Productions/Venertainment Productions
"Trust Me Im a Game Show Host"
NaelaCastingProduction@gmail.com