Oh, the joys of homeownership! On Sunday, all our pipes backed up. Lovely. Yesterday, the plumber came, and when he opened the pipe/valve thingy on the side of the house to run the snake, a geyser of poo spewed out. Actually, that's a great band name - Geyser of Poo. Anyway, there is now a puddle of poo on the side of my house, which I just don't have it in me to go out and hose down. Would anybody out there be willing to come over and hose down my poo puddle? I'll be forever in your debt. No takers? Damn.
This website makes me weak with desire - 19 Dream Tubs for Bath Lovers...