FADE IN:
Gretchen and Jude have just parked the car, and are walking down the sidewalk, headed for Jude's orthodontist appointment.
JUDE
(singing)
Galileo.
They walk a few steps more.
GRETCHEN
(singing)
Galileo.
They continue walking and singing.
JUDE
Galileo.
GRETCHEN
Galileo.
GRETCHEN AND JUDE
Galileo, Figaro, oh, oh, oh, oh.
JUDE
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
GRETCHEN
He's just a poor boy from a poor family.
GRETCHEN AND JUDE
(vamping because they don't know the lyrics)
Swearing his wife on the monstrosity!
JUDE
Easy come, easy go, let me let me go
GRETCHEN
Bismillah NO! I will not let you go.
JUDE
(in a loud and clear soprano)
Let me go!
GRETCHEN
Bismillah no! I will not let you go.
JUDE
Let me go!
GRETCHEN
Will not let you go!
JUDE
Let me go!
GRETCHEN
Will not let you go!
GRETCHEN AND JUDE
No, no, no, no, no!
JUDE
Mama mia, mama mia!
GRETCHEN AND JUDE
Mama mia let me go. Beelzebub has a devil on the side for me,
for meeeee, for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
They both start bouncing up and down playing the air guitar part, a la Wayne's World. Soon, they reach the door of the orthodontists building, where they stop singing. Jude opens the door for his mother.
JUDE
We are very silly people.
GRETCHEN
Yes. That is true.
They continue into the building to the orthodontist appointment.
FADE OUT.
You are very wonderful people and I love you both to death. This is one of the reasons why.
Posted by: Jan's Sushi Bar | 01/21/2013 at 09:10 AM
Nothing like a little Queen to brighten the day.
Posted by: Michele | 01/21/2013 at 10:21 AM
Snort :)
Posted by: The Bug | 01/21/2013 at 05:08 PM
Too funny!!!!
Posted by: Janice Adcock | 01/21/2013 at 07:54 PM
I love this. And that my 3 yr old can also sing it (except the parts he can't and therefore just makes sounds until it gets to more words he knows.)
Posted by: Arnebya | 01/22/2013 at 07:43 AM
Awesomeness!
Posted by: Dawn | 01/22/2013 at 09:01 AM
One word, Love! Thanks for sharing!
Posted by: Amy | 01/22/2013 at 10:59 AM
Um, no! Silly? You guys are awesome! That is hilarious!
Posted by: Alaina | 01/22/2013 at 05:18 PM