6 Best Things About Being an Adult
(In no particular order)
1. I get to drive a car.
I love to drive. As much as I complain about rotten Los Angeles traffic, and all the crazy, idiot drivers out there, I must admit that I still love it. I can get in my car and go any place I want, any time I want. And I can do it all by myself if I want to. Vroom, vroom. Cool.
2. I get to tell people what to do.
I love being "The Authority". I love knowing a lot of things, and then telling people all about it. I love telling people what they should do and how to do it. Because I'm almost always right. Cool.
3. I get to say bad words.
I love being able to say bad words. Out loud. I get to say the f-word. And the sh-word. Hehe. I can say them in a REALLY loud voice. While shaking my fist. To the aforementioned idiot drivers. Cool.
4. I get to stay up as late as I want to.
I love staying up late when everybody else is asleep. It feels very naughty. And if I feel like shit the next day (I can say that bad word because I am an adult) it's no one's fault but mine. Cool.
5. I get to do inappropriate things.
Stuff like...sex. Even after 120 years of marriage, it can still be fun. And watching tv shows and movies with stuff like sex and naked people and lots of violence. Cool.
6. I get to drink booze.
What more do I need to say. It's cool.
This post was inspired by...
Prompt #5 - List the 6 best things about being an adult.